Fubsí Potvaliant fell out of the sky over the Antarctic when he was ten years old and became a Surrealist. He grew up alone in the hidden city of Absinthium Kingdom with only two friends: his pen pal, Ollie, whom he never met, and his cat, Dalí, whom he brought to life out of clay. These are his ridiculous memoirs.

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In this first episode, Fubsí wins a free meal at a new café, but on the way he is stalked by a terrifying amusement park attraction and is eventually hunted by nefarious artists.

Volume 1 Episode 1

MP3 — 1 Hr, 14 Min

Reading Material

Numbered Transcript — 38 Pages

Volume 1 Episode 2 Part 1

MP3 — 35 Min

Reading Material

Numbered Transcript — 18 Pages

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